Mr. Schusky's Web Page
Social Science
Collinsville High School

Autobiography

(or)

everything you've always wanted to know about Mr. Schusky but were too terrified to ask

Someday, with enough tender loving care, this will be a web site.

Perhaps...

Mr. Schusky

One student, who shall remain nameless (but only because of the legal requirements -- you're lucky, Taylor -- otherwise, I'd play stoolie on him (or her) in a heartbeat!), thought the following triptych showed the Three Faces of Schusky...

1.  "Fake Anger."  In the throes of being annoyed, I grimace and clench my teeth, fists, etc.  I would rather be grading papers than dealing with said "student."

2.  "Cold Stare."  I am now seriously angry.   Pretend anger has been defenestrated.  I am willing to utilize the "Cold Stare" until said annoying behavior ceases.

3.  "Head Squeeze."  If "The Stare" fails, the mind-searing pain is only quenched with a good, old-fashioned head squeezing...

                                                                                                                                                               
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